About

My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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1 year ago | 10 notes
beigeucb:

beigeucb:

This month, Beige has been working hard. We’ve been leveling up our armor, saving our potions, and advancing stage by stage all for this; our all new March show.Do we have enough lives to survive? Come and find out!
Beige Show #14 - Boss BattleMonday, March 4th @ 9:30 PMUpright Citizens Brigade Theater307 W. 26th Street, New York, NY Make Reservations Here
Beige is:WRITERS: Alene Latimer, James McCarthy, Jon Bershad, Kerry O’Brien, Kristy Lopez-Bernal, Zack PhillipsACTORS: Avery Monsen, Dan Hodapp, Jonathan Marballi, Kelly Hudson, Langan Kingsley, Lisa KleinmanDirected by Jim Santangeli.Performing with our favorite player two, Chunk!

MERE HOURS AWAY!

beigeucb:

beigeucb:

This month, Beige has been working hard. We’ve been leveling up our armor, saving our potions, and advancing stage by stage all for this; our all new March show.

Do we have enough lives to survive? Come and find out!

Beige Show #14 - Boss Battle
Monday, March 4th @ 9:30 PM
Upright Citizens Brigade Theater
307 W. 26th Street, New York, NY 
Make Reservations Here

Beige is:

WRITERS: Alene Latimer, James McCarthy, Jon Bershad, Kerry O’Brien, Kristy Lopez-Bernal, Zack Phillips

ACTORS: Avery Monsen, Dan Hodapp, Jonathan Marballi, Kelly Hudson, Langan Kingsley, Lisa Kleinman

Directed by Jim Santangeli.

Performing with our favorite player two, Chunk!

MERE HOURS AWAY!

Via Beige