About

My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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  • The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
  • Meghan O'Keefe
  • Chris Griswold
  • Kirk Damato
  • The Comic's Comic
  • Sttaggart
  • Improv Is Easy!
  • Hioo Journal
  • Learning Curve
  • Eye contact: Look at the camera.
  • Vintage Disney Parks
  • The New Yorker
  • Mi Vida
  • Brentt Harshman
  • Me In My Place ® - beautiful women at home
  • claspy
  • Poupak's Parisian Life in New York
  • Halle Kiefer
  • Quoz
  • Uptight Citizen
  • Sachi Ezura
  • Patrick Cotnoir
  • stuff
  • PREMIUM FISHER
  • Emma Jean Noble
  • Robot Riley (Soloner)
  • Hank's Tumblr
  • shotgunsnack
  • tum bling doe
  • michelle.in.space.
  • The Young Turks
  • Uncanny Brett White
  • Above Average
  • Connor Ratliff
  • A New Mania
  • #FUTURESH*T
  • ==ioi==
  • Will Hines
  • Tumblr Staff
  • Figure it out.
  • Travis Helwig
  • I'm With Kanye
  • The Mary Sue
  • Things I Find
  • Hyperbole Is My Middle Name!
  • a world of pure imagination
  • (write it) like disaster
  • Morgan Evans on Tumblr
  • Mary Lordes
  • I Hate Being Single
  • Brutality and Chuckles
  • Planetwebber
  • Sesame Street
  • Comedy Nerds United!
  • RamseyEss
  • Lovelauren
  • Hey it's Lou!
  • That Dog's Blog
  • so, alex goes...
  • stop hitting yourself why are you hitting yourself
  • IFC
  • You Rach You Lose
  • the Anthony King
  • Rich Kids Of Instagram
  • Digsy Is Comics
  • Abbi Crutchfield
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  • nikki!
  • I Hahaha Hate Myself
  • UCB Love by Chris Griswold
  • Kelly Hudson: Citizen Hudson
  • Alexis Pereira
  • thedorseyshawexperience
  • I AM SPO
  • The Rolling Doughnut
  • Hal Phillips
  • JOSH'S MINDHOUSE!
  • Gilmore Gurlz
  • #hotmessmoves
  • Give 'em Enough Rope
  • Chris Reblogs
  • Too Much Nick
  • GUTES BEISPIEL
  • NOUN VIDEO
  • Philanthropy Girl
  • Wrestling Team
  • stephen falk dot com
  • Grown Ass Boy
  • MissKacieMarie
  • "More Than You Need to Know" by Geezus H.
  • LEFT HANDED RADIO
  • Sad YouTube
  • The Daily Oliver
  • Little Hands, Big Heart
  • An Outfit For Every Season
  • Today in Fake History
  • curious gracie
  • Clif Henning
  • MAMRIE!
  • Macarony Productions
  • Alice Teeple Is This Tumblrer
  • Sean P. O'Reilly
  • Zach Gibson!
  • The Brain of Adrienne
  • SHOW NUFF
  • Soup
  • Claire Ayoub Laughing at Things
  • Jake 'The Myth' Smith
  • Splitsider
  • Improv Nonsense
  • b-r-double o-k-lyn drama
  • Pod Awful
  • The Chris Gethard Show
  • Animals.
  • Sasheer
  • jason flowers. online idiot.
  • That's So Jackson
  • David Guzman
  • This is Ben Rameaka
  • Brown's Mumbler
  • 3on3
  • The Simpsons Movie References
  • Bye, Raleigh
  • kale + kittens
  • Kurt Guenther loves Tumblr
  • Time's Up, Pencils Down
  • Long Naps, Strudel, and Improvisation
  • Winston Noel and the Blog of the Same Name
  • Veronica Osorio
  • Kindle the fire in your chest.
  • Everything Perfect for Everyone Forever
  • also ellena.
  • My Name Is Bluvband
  • Mark Joyella | @standupkid
  • Ugly Suzuki
  • 45andsingle
  • Indie Cage Match NYC
  • Drag Me To Hejl!
  • There's a Bobby Pin In My Apple Juice
  • hey i'm brady and:
  • Holy Toledo!
  • BRYAN RUCKER
  • The Picture of a Sunny Day
  • Hot Summer Nights (Won't Last Forever)!
  • Iliana Inocencio
  • HMS Got 'Em
  • Done and Dunn.
  • REGULAR SAM.
  • Matthew Brian Cohen - Tumblr Fun Edition
  • Thank You, Robot
  • Benjamin Apple
  • Stephanie Streisand
  • UCB CageMatch Statshound
  • The Broken Record
  • tall, dark & handsome.
  • had we but world enough, and time
  • BRAIN EATERS
  • JAKE FOGELNEST
  • Joel Straley
  • Matt Dennie Blog Dot Gov
  • Nate Cartoons
  • ~*~*~*dReAmS*~*~*~
  • ZACH BROUSSARD
  • syllogisms and metaphors.
  • Rob's Turn
  • www.annarubanova.com
  • Mary Lordes
  • Casey Donahue
  • Ryan Xilliams
  • Madalyn Baldanzi?
  • I'm Ben Warheit
  • Fake Criterions
  • TEN IDEAS
  • Michl Hartny.
  • Evan Kaufman.com
  • Hello Stranger
  • [the urban fervor]
  • Astonishing Brett White
  • I Genuinely Enjoy Science
  • Eternally Damned with Sarah Burton
  • kerry obrien
  • Peanuts Studio Blog
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  • UCB Shows
  • Beige
  • nepotismTV
  • And Now for Something Completely Different
  • The Lorin
  • Adam Bozarth Enjoys the Internet
  • Kerry McGuire
  • BEN POPKEN IS JUST KIDDING
  • Matt Moskovciak
  • Impaled Peach Tapes
  • fortherekkord
  • Aaron Burdette
  • Bad Sonic Fan Art
  • Comically Vintage
  • Barfing Arts
  • Douglas Widick's Presence on Tumblr
  • Eunoia
  • james coker
  • Coker & Stratton
  • LOSERBEAM
  • nate dern
  • Jason Saenz
  • movie title cards
  • Ryan Hitchcock's Valid and Important Thoughts.
  • Someday Screenwriter
  • Dan Hodapp
  • The Hodapp & Rothwell Show
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  • Patrick O'Brien
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  • See what I did there?
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  • Julia Wiedeman
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  • Moujan has a Tumblr
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  • Caitlin Bitzegaio
  • Cody Lindquist
  • Josh Patten
  • Sarah Rainone is not for sale.
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  • James Dwyer
  • The Kirk Larsen Questperience
  • Dylan Donahue
  • David Ebert, Actor, Comedian, Writer, Guy
  • Georgie Aldaco
  • This Awkward Pause
  • Peter Sherer
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  • Siobhan Thompson
  • Short A Month
1 year ago | 30 notes
curtisretherford:

uncannybrettwhite:

timmylovesjulie:

lefthandedradio:

RESERVE YOUR TICKETS NOW

It’s the show written round robin style by tons of NYC comedy writers! @JonBershad got me drunk right before I wrote my page of this show. So, sorry to everyone who came before and after me.

THURSDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY
This show is an EVENT.
EVERY character you loved from the 1990s (real and fake) is IN THIS SHOW.

While writing my page for this, I opened more tabs to different wikipedia pages than I ever have before. Twenty, maybe even thirty or more tabs open, as Chrome buckled against the weight of so much G.I. Joe information available at once. All that newly acquired knowledge (I know very little about G.I. Joes) was then crammed into a single page in this script.

Three notes:
1) I didn’t “get Timmy drunk.” That makes me sound like a villain in a health class video. At no point did I say “But all the cool kids are doing it.” I merely kept ordering drinks during what was supposed to be a writers meeting. Because that’s what the cool kids do.
2) Like Curtis, I realized, upon starting my page, that I know nothing about G.I. Joe. Like I’m not 100% sure if “Joe” is a character or the team. That’s why my page is half a musical number. In fact, I’m pretty sure that’s why most musicals get written. Rogers and Hammerstein were probably writing The King and I and felt too lazy to research Siam.
3. GO SEE THIS SHOW.

curtisretherford:

uncannybrettwhite:

timmylovesjulie:

lefthandedradio:

RESERVE YOUR TICKETS NOW

It’s the show written round robin style by tons of NYC comedy writers! @JonBershad got me drunk right before I wrote my page of this show. So, sorry to everyone who came before and after me.

THURSDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY

This show is an EVENT.

EVERY character you loved from the 1990s (real and fake) is IN THIS SHOW.

While writing my page for this, I opened more tabs to different wikipedia pages than I ever have before. Twenty, maybe even thirty or more tabs open, as Chrome buckled against the weight of so much G.I. Joe information available at once. All that newly acquired knowledge (I know very little about G.I. Joes) was then crammed into a single page in this script.

Three notes:

1) I didn’t “get Timmy drunk.” That makes me sound like a villain in a health class video. At no point did I say “But all the cool kids are doing it.” I merely kept ordering drinks during what was supposed to be a writers meeting. Because that’s what the cool kids do.

2) Like Curtis, I realized, upon starting my page, that I know nothing about G.I. Joe. Like I’m not 100% sure if “Joe” is a character or the team. That’s why my page is half a musical number. In fact, I’m pretty sure that’s why most musicals get written. Rogers and Hammerstein were probably writing The King and I and felt too lazy to research Siam.

3. GO SEE THIS SHOW.

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    This show is TONIGHT people! It’s tonight! Toniiiiight! Tonight! Make reservations and please come. If you have never...
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    If this show does not reference Cold Slither, there will be no words to express my disappointment.
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    My page involves a Joe character you could only get by sending in proofs of purchases from GI Joe action figures…who...
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    WAIT, EVERYBODY STOP THE INTERNET. Why is Full House even in consideration for this list, Brett. BRETT EXPLAIN
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    My page contains a character so obscure, who is used so little in the Marvel comics, you’d assume I just made her up....
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    Three notes: 1) I didn’t “get Timmy drunk.” That makes me sound like a villain in a health class video. At no point did...
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    While writing my page for this, I opened more tabs to different wikipedia pages than I ever have before. Twenty, maybe...
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    It’s the show written round robin style by tons of NYC comedy writers! @JonBershad got me drunk right before I wrote my...
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