About

My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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1 year ago | 30 notes
curtisretherford:

uncannybrettwhite:

timmylovesjulie:

lefthandedradio:

RESERVE YOUR TICKETS NOW

It’s the show written round robin style by tons of NYC comedy writers! @JonBershad got me drunk right before I wrote my page of this show. So, sorry to everyone who came before and after me.

THURSDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY
This show is an EVENT.
EVERY character you loved from the 1990s (real and fake) is IN THIS SHOW.

While writing my page for this, I opened more tabs to different wikipedia pages than I ever have before. Twenty, maybe even thirty or more tabs open, as Chrome buckled against the weight of so much G.I. Joe information available at once. All that newly acquired knowledge (I know very little about G.I. Joes) was then crammed into a single page in this script.

Three notes:
1) I didn’t “get Timmy drunk.” That makes me sound like a villain in a health class video. At no point did I say “But all the cool kids are doing it.” I merely kept ordering drinks during what was supposed to be a writers meeting. Because that’s what the cool kids do.
2) Like Curtis, I realized, upon starting my page, that I know nothing about G.I. Joe. Like I’m not 100% sure if “Joe” is a character or the team. That’s why my page is half a musical number. In fact, I’m pretty sure that’s why most musicals get written. Rogers and Hammerstein were probably writing The King and I and felt too lazy to research Siam.
3. GO SEE THIS SHOW.

curtisretherford:

uncannybrettwhite:

timmylovesjulie:

lefthandedradio:

RESERVE YOUR TICKETS NOW

It’s the show written round robin style by tons of NYC comedy writers! @JonBershad got me drunk right before I wrote my page of this show. So, sorry to everyone who came before and after me.

THURSDAY THURSDAY THURSDAY

This show is an EVENT.

EVERY character you loved from the 1990s (real and fake) is IN THIS SHOW.

While writing my page for this, I opened more tabs to different wikipedia pages than I ever have before. Twenty, maybe even thirty or more tabs open, as Chrome buckled against the weight of so much G.I. Joe information available at once. All that newly acquired knowledge (I know very little about G.I. Joes) was then crammed into a single page in this script.

Three notes:

1) I didn’t “get Timmy drunk.” That makes me sound like a villain in a health class video. At no point did I say “But all the cool kids are doing it.” I merely kept ordering drinks during what was supposed to be a writers meeting. Because that’s what the cool kids do.

2) Like Curtis, I realized, upon starting my page, that I know nothing about G.I. Joe. Like I’m not 100% sure if “Joe” is a character or the team. That’s why my page is half a musical number. In fact, I’m pretty sure that’s why most musicals get written. Rogers and Hammerstein were probably writing The King and I and felt too lazy to research Siam.

3. GO SEE THIS SHOW.

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    This show is TONIGHT people! It’s tonight! Toniiiiight! Tonight! Make reservations and please come. If you have never...
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    If this show does not reference Cold Slither, there will be no words to express my disappointment.
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    My page involves a Joe character you could only get by sending in proofs of purchases from GI Joe action figures…who...
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    WAIT, EVERYBODY STOP THE INTERNET. Why is Full House even in consideration for this list, Brett. BRETT EXPLAIN
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    My page contains a character so obscure, who is used so little in the Marvel comics, you’d assume I just made her up....
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    Three notes: 1) I didn’t “get Timmy drunk.” That makes me sound like a villain in a health class video. At no point did...
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    While writing my page for this, I opened more tabs to different wikipedia pages than I ever have before. Twenty, maybe...
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    It’s the show written round robin style by tons of NYC comedy writers! @JonBershad got me drunk right before I wrote my...
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