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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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3 months ago | 5 notes
My hilarious impression of some asshole with an iPhone waiting for the train. What a piece of shit, right?

My hilarious impression of some asshole with an iPhone waiting for the train. What a piece of shit, right?

  1. lintranslation said: This guy’s the worst.
  2. ravedothstadt said: Jerk cant even mirror his images right
  3. jonbershad posted this
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