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My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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1 year ago | 38 notes

beigeucb:

zackphillips:

Joe Flacco sketch from Beige’s show last night. Avery was really hilarious (and even gamely dealt with an unruly audience member). 

Hey all! Here’s one of the sketches from last night’s show dealing one Mr. Joe Flacco.

The rest of the show will be online soon. Before then though, we’ve got not one but two old shows going online in the next week. Get excited!

This was so funny. Glad I get to see that throw. Missed it last night ‘cause I was getting ready to carry on a bunch of props.

  1. miglach reblogged this from williebhines and added:
    YES.
  2. averymonsen reblogged this from zackphillips and added:
    Zack Phillips wrote this sketch. That guy is the funniest.
  3. seanland reblogged this from williebhines
  4. williebhines reblogged this from zackphillips and added:
    fucking funny
  5. johnztownsend reblogged this from kellyqehudson and added:
    I haven’t watched this sketch yet. I just wanted to say that Avery looks so handsome in that blazer. I hope he wears it...
  6. jonbershad reblogged this from beigeucb and added:
    This was so funny. Glad I get to see that throw. Missed it last night ‘cause I was getting ready to carry on a bunch of...
  7. beigeucb reblogged this from zackphillips and added:
    Hey all! Here’s one of the sketches from last night’s show dealing one Mr. Joe Flacco. The rest of the show will be...
  8. lifesgrandparade reblogged this from kellyqehudson and added:
    This is the greatest thing ever.
  9. kellyqehudson reblogged this from zackphillips and added:
    JOE FLACCO!!!! I loved learning about who this man is via this sketch.
  10. zackphillips posted this
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