About

My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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1 year ago | 34 notes

"I tried to send her emoji but all she got was boxes."

21st century romance summed up in a sentence.

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    So much of life is this.
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  8. chamberlain said: its like the blues, man
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