About

My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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  • Vintage Disney Parks
  • The Young Turks
  • Humans of New York
  • Rich Kids Of Instagram
  • Kurt Guenther loves Tumblr
  • The Chris Gethard Show
  • Meghan O'Keefe
  • The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
  • You Rach You Lose
  • The picture of a sunny day.
  • Little Hands, Big Heart
  • Hal Phillips
  • Veronica Osorio
  • MissKacieMarie
  • MuchTooMuch
  • Learning Curve
  • The New Yorker
  • Peanuts Studio Blog
  • UCB Comedy
  • I Hahaha Hate Myself
  • That Dog's Blog
  • Uptight Citizen
  • Above Average
  • Hioo Journal
  • Lovelauren
  • Chris Reblogs
  • evan.forde.barden
  • syllogisms and metaphors.
  • Chris Griswold
  • Robot Riley (Soloner)
  • PREMIUM FISHER
  • Eye contact: Look at the camera.
  • Hyperbole Is My Middle Name!
  • Splitsider
  • HMS Got 'Em
  • Me In My Place ® - beautiful women at home
  • Things I Find
  • The Mary Sue
  • 45andsingle
  • Soup
  • Poupak's Parisian Life in New York
  • My Name Is Bluvband
  • GUTES BEISPIEL
  • Ugly Suzuki
  • John Z Townsend
  • Tumblr Staff
  • Bad Sonic Fan Art
  • Hank's Tumblr
  • The Comic's Comic
  • Iliana Inocencio
  • Connor Ratliff
  • IFC
  • Patrick Cotnoir
  • Wrestling Team
  • stop hitting yourself why are you hitting yourself
  • Brentt Harshman
  • the YONI-VERSE
  • Figure it out.
  • Halle Kiefer
  • Drag Me To Hejl!
  • Gilmore Gurlz
  • #FUTURESH*T
  • Benjamin Apple
  • stuff
  • Talking Breakfast?!
  • Klepper & Grey
  • Caitlin Bitzegaio
  • The Rolling Doughnut
  • The Daily Oliver
  • Planetwebber
  • Mark Joyella | @standupkid
  • Brutality and Chuckles
  • Bencin
  • Clif Henning
  • Travis Helwig
  • Sean P. O'Reilly
  • Zach Gibson!
  • tum bling doe
  • Sasheer
  • MAMRIE!
  • Whistling in the Dark
  • [the urban fervor]
  • Uncanny Brett White
  • Bye, Raleigh
  • sarah spear.
  • Barfing Arts
  • REGULAR SAM.
  • had we but world enough, and time
  • There's a Bobby Pin In My Apple Juice
  • claspy
  • SHOW NUFF
  • a world of pure imagination
  • Mi Vida
  • Josh Patten
  • Give 'em Enough Rope
  • The Brain of Adrienne
  • shotgunsnack
  • The Kirk Larsen Questperience
  • Kindle the fire in your chest.
  • Carly Ann Has Fun
  • michelle.in.space.
  • Douglas Widick's Presence on Tumblr
  • b-r-double o-k-lyn drama
  • Darren Miller
  • L in Translation
  • Jorjasmic
  • Justin Lamb
  • BEN POPKEN WRITES
  • RamseyEss
  • nikki!
  • Is the baby smiling, or is it just gas?
  • And Now for Something Completely Different
  • Michl Hartny.
  • #hotmessmoves
  • Dan Fox
  • Macarony Productions
  • Sad YouTube
  • Thank You, Robot
  • TEN IDEAS
  • the occasionally neglected blog
  • Too Much Nick
  • Alexis Pereira
  • The Bro Named Collie
  • BEN POPKEN IS JUST KIDDING
  • Rob Michael Hugel Is Here
  • I Hate Being Single
  • An Outfit For Every Season
  • I'm With Kanye
  • Quoz
  • Brita James
  • Jason Saenz
  • Sarah Rainone is not for sale.
  • Beige
  • Stupid Gloves
  • UCB Difference
  • El T
  • Matthew Brian Cohen - Tumblr Fun Edition
  • iamachilles
  • Captain Hippo
  • "More Than You Need to Know" by Geezus H.
  • Feitumblr
  • Pod Awful
  • Matt Dennie Blog Dot Gov
  • (write it) like disaster
  • Aaron Burdette
  • Comedy Nerds United!
  • Grown Ass Boy
  • nepotismTV
  • Rob's Turn
  • stephen falk dot com
  • Moujan has a Tumblr
  • Julia Wiedeman
  • Madalyn Baldanzi?
  • Improv Is Easy!
  • Will Hines
  • Adam Bozarth Enjoys the Internet
  • sue smith
  • ... and then I tripped.
  • Sesame Street
  • Alice Teeple Is This Tumblrer
  • Kelly Hudson: Citizen Hudson
  • Stephanie Streisand
  • I Genuinely Enjoy Science
  • I AM SPO
  • Amey's makeumup stuff & real stuff
  • Abbi Crutchfield
  • hey i'm brady and:
  • 404ing It
  • Someday Screenwriter
  • hey, it's sanji
  • Georgie Aldaco
  • thedorseyshawexperience
  • Mary Lordes
  • Cool Shit/Weird Shit
  • JAKE FOGELNEST
  • I'm Ben Warheit
  • Eternally Damned with Sarah Burton
  • Matt Moskovciak
  • ALL OF YOUR BEESWAX
  • Bananagrams Solitaire
  • CONNOR RATLIFF: Summer Olympics 2016 GOLD!
  • This Awkward Pause
  • movie title cards
  • Long Naps, Strudel, and Improvisation
  • ==ioi==
  • Holy Toledo!
  • Avery Monsen Dot Comsen
  • so, alex goes...
  • Look at me when I'm talking to you
  • LOSERBEAM
  • Kevin Hines
  • UCB Shows
  • School Night
  • e. e. cunnings
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  • I Am Hell.
  • Taxidermy Church
  • James Dwyer
  • The Uncanny Valley
  • the Anthony King
  • www.annarubanova.com
  • Shut UP! Storytelling Show
  • Hi, I'm Katherine.
  • LEFT HANDED RADIO
  • Ryan Xilliams
  • Everything Perfect for Everyone Forever
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  • Digsy Is Comics
  • MORGAN PHILLIPS
  • COCOON CENTRAL DANCE TEAM
  • A New Mania
  • Dylan Donahue
  • Casey Donahue
  • Claire Ayoub Laughing at Things
  • the kids' table
  • Morgan Evans on Tumblr
  • brianglidewell.jpg
  • Chris Kelly
  • JuliaWard!
  • Kerry McGuire
  • Dawn Luebbe
  • UCB Conspiracy
  • nate dern
  • Hey it's Lou!
  • Hello Stranger
  • That's So Jackson
  • fortherekkord
  • JOEL STRALEY
  • Nate Cartoons
  • Bellevue
  • Hey JB
  • lamb, scott
  • Impaled Peach Tapes
  • Doug Moe
  • james coker
  • The Hodapp & Rothwell Show
  • Dan Hodapp
  • also ellena.
  • lanyard
  • Eunoia
  • Rudel
  • tall, dark & handsome.
  • curious gracie
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  • kale + kittens
  • This Inevitable Life
  • Winston Noel and the Blog of the Same Name
  • Mark Dowling
  • Visitors at the podium
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  • Ari Scott
  • Brown's Mumbler
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  • I Was Born To Ramble
  • benzado
  • Improv Nonsense
  • Ryan Hitchcock's Valid and Important Thoughts.
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  • Peter Sherer
  • Alex French
  • Time's Up, Pencils Down
  • persona non grata
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  • Sachi Ezura
  • 12 Hour Day with J.D. and Connor
  • Pink Collar Comedy
  • Short A Month
  • jason flowers. online idiot.
  • Astronaut
  • BRYAN RUCKER
  • Pop music reviews, news, and snark.
  • Animals.
  • jonnymarbles
  • I Wear T. Shirts
  • Indie Cage Match NYC
  • Charlie Todd
  • Sttaggart
  • CORY'S INTERNET WASTELAND
  • MAUDE NIGHT
  • Improv Horror Stories
1 year ago | 34 notes

"I tried to send her emoji but all she got was boxes."

21st century romance summed up in a sentence.

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    So much of life is this.
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  8. chamberlain said: its like the blues, man
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