About

My name is Jon. I live in New York. I'm a writer for the UCB house sketch team Beige as well as other things. This is a searing look into my beaten and broken psyche, an examination of my own crippling malaise. It's also got funny YouTube videos!

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1 year ago | 4 notes

Turns Out Everyone’s Miserable Always

Recently, I was on a trip with a diverse bunch of people. The first night, someone made a lighthearted joke about one of the girls. The girl laughed and said, “See? This always happens! No matter who I’m with, I’m always the one in a group that everyone else makes fun of!”

Instantly, nearly everyone else responded, “No! That’s ME!!!”

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